high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you
college professors:
trantifa
I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.
Your professor was trying to fight God
#to be fair#we all had profs like that#one of mine got rid of his coffee pot just so he would have to walk to make coffee and would hopefully drink less than two pots a day#another one stole a bench out of the hallway#why#no clue#but that bench was in his office for the two years i knew him#same dude drunkenly immitated boris johnson (?)
