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No one misuses the tags for posts like tumblr users do. We really said "yeah we know how it's done we're just not gonna do that"

Objection! Your Honour, I move to have those tags stricken from the record as they are unduly prejudical (read: I've been caught red-handed), and pursuant to the Mutuals Communications Privilege procedure‚ @3amthoughts-stuff ‚ being a mutual‚ cannot disclose my tags to the court (Tumblr.com). The jury (Tumblr users) must be instructed to disregard me being exposed.

*gaval bang* OVERRULED

@midnight-revelation are you or are you not one of the user who puts said award winning stories in tags?

Following advice from counsel, I am invoking my fifth amendment right against self incrimination

Very well but this does mean it's now up to the jury to decide whether or not this is adverse inference

In that case, Your Honour, I make a motion for a mistrial on the basis of there being an inherent lack of corpus delicti with respect to the perpetration of writing award winning stories in tags. And thus, the prosecution has failed to meet the burden of proof necessary to show, beyond a reasonable doubt, that I was the one responsible for the stories in the tags.

While it is true an image can be doctored, that cannot be said for this said screenshot. However, if its more evidence you need. Shall we go onto your blog? And view for ourselves your very own tags...

If that's not good enough we can refer to your followers and mutuals alike - those who have agreed - for their statements

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