I had a dream last night that I ran away from fascists and ended up at this farm that was full of this weird but very large prehistoric animal that was like a fluffy Tapir and I want to know if it actually exists. It was about the size of a Dairy Cow.

Like this but with big fluffy hair with white streaks

Oh my god

Fascist-eating mini mammoth.

he devour your nightmare…as advertised

Can you summon him or does he just rock up?

From what I know, Japanese children will chant something around the lines of "Baku-san, Baku-san, come and eat my dream".

Just call him and he should show up. But you gotta be polite about it.