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Decisionist

Someone who discriminates solely based on the decisions of an individual made in life. Factors such as race, height, weight, sex, and nationality do not come into play. However a decisionist may discriminate due to appearance if that individuals appearance is commonly associated with a group that the decisionist does not like the decisions of.
A decisionist is someone that doesn't like gangsters or the white guys that try to be gangster can discriminate against both of them equally, thus their actions are not racially motivated and the race card can't be pulled
by A White Guy December 29, 2007
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sex offender

he gives kids free candy out of the back of his windowless van and asks them what their mom is wearing today and when their dad is coming home from work. the sex offender may also be seen hiding in a tree with a pair of binoculars and a camcorder.
by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014
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pedobyte

the measurement of space on a computer's harddrive used for downloaded child porn.
pedophile 1: I have over 200 pedobytes of cp on my macbook!
pedophile 2: I have over 500 pedobytes of cp on my ipad!
(FBI shows up)
by A WHITE GUY February 21, 2014
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Chubbscout

Chubbscouts are the fat kids at a fatcamp.
My parents are sending me to fat camp this summer. It looks like I'm going to be a chubbscout.
by A WHITE GUY March 16, 2014
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Flappy Bird

A floppy penis.
It is also a shitty game that sucks ass and people commited suicide over it. The guy that came up with the game "flappy bird" was probably obsessed with big floppy penises.
Last night, I slapped your mom across the face with my flappy bird and she loved it.

This game flappy bird is pissing me off. i'm going to kill my self.
by A WHITE GUY March 29, 2014
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Food Whore

A very fat male or female prostitute who will trade sexual favors for fast food instead of drugs. Usually seen outside of mc donalds or burger king chasing down people in their cars at the drive thru asking if they like to party.

also somebody who shows up at cookouts (usually uninvited) just for the free food and beer, drinks all the beer, makes an ass out of him/herself, creeps out all the chicks, leaves early, and goes home with enough food to feed their whole family for a week and when I say something about how much food they're leaving with, they act like I'm the asshole!!!
A food whore will do the following things:

suck your whopper for a whopper, choke your chicken for a mc chicken, and tickle your sack for a big mac.

"I'm never inviting food whore bob to any of my cookouts again. He drank all the beer, got shit faced and started acting a fool. He yelled "yeah fuck niggers" really loud during a conversation that had nothing to do with that. He also creeped out all the ladies there and tried hitting on all of them (even the ugly ones, and the married ones in front of their husbands or b/f's) using weird pick up lines. Then when he went home only 2 hours after the cook out started (which I'm thankful for), he took home enough food to live on for a few days leaving not nearly enough for the crowd, then when john said something about that, bob started cursing john out in front of some little kids calling him a nigger lover and threatening to rape him in the ass with a samurai sword."
by A WHITE GUY April 8, 2014
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Fagazine

Any man caught reading any of the magazines listed below will be considered a homo.

Better homes and garden
Cosmopolitan
People magazine
Entertainment Weekly
or any gay porn mag.
I'm living in my car because the other day I came came home from work early and caught my roommate on my couch putting a buttplug in his ass while he was pounding off to a fagazine, and there was dookie and jizz everywhere. I'm never going back there again.
by A WHITE GUY April 26, 2014
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