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During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.
“How was your date last night?”
“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”
by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
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Get the Dick Sling mug.The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
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by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
Get the Ape Face mug.“I finally got Elaine in accounting back for messing with my chair.”
“Ya, how’d you do that?”
“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”
“Ya, how’d you do that?”
“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”
by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012
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“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012
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by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
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