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Gregnancy

When a man, who presents himself as a woman, claims to be pregnant.
I knew I wasn't the father because his gregnancy results proved that he was a guy.
by Arnie Grape February 22, 2019
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cruelogy

A speech written to express the author's utter dislike for the person who has passed away. Cruelogies are filled with negative remarks and memories of the deceased. Cruelogies can also express the author's joy because this person is no longer alive.
I didn't like the guy when he was alive, and I wanted my cruelogy to express that to all of his family and friends.
by Arnie Grape February 23, 2019
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con-damn!

A cheaply made condom that easily breaks and often results in a pregnancy or an STD.
I'm going to be paying 18 years of child support because I used a con-damn!
by Arnie Grape February 24, 2019
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Flabstract Art

The pictorial was supposed to be viewed as beautiful and courageous, but it was "largely" considered to be nothing more than Flabstract Art.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2019
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conorrhea

An infectious disease that often infects young and stupid MMA "fans" who can't tell the difference between real MMA fighters and fake - ass poster boy frauds.
The commercialization of MMA is directly responsible for the spread of conorrhea among the new TMZ generation fans of MMA.
by Arnie Grape July 31, 2020
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Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
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Twink Towers

A 9 inch man getting blown up by an 11 inch man!
Twink Towers are a sight that makes you sick to your stomach, and you never want to see it again!
by Arnie Grape December 7, 2023
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