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Someone who through no fault of his own is either homosexual or afraid that if he snogs someone he'll get laughed at. usually seen as the fat girl who sits behind her very nice-looking pal at a club. VLs never admit they are VLs.
Fact.
Fact.
Guy 1."here, see that new lass Kate? No bad, in't she no?!
Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."
Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the virgin lips mug.When after blowing your load after jacking off, realising that the people you jack off to are well too good for you. the self-hating feeling one gets after realising that all the things that people do in your dreams are never going to happen.
Bud. Hey man, what's up with you?
Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.
Jerker. Give's a sec Bud- i just blew my load and is just wakin up.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the To wake up mug.The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the Porn Matrix mug.A very rare breed of school pupil who seems to get on with everyone in the school, no matter what breed they are.
Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.
Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.
Asshole.Hey, whos the dickhead at the vendie machine?
Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.
Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Be rat arsed on ginger.
Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Be rat arsed on ginger.
Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...
Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!
Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!
Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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