Dewey's definitions

A smaller version of the United States, according to Homer Simpson.

The better part of New Jersey. Yes, we have Camden, but overall we are the better half of the state. House prices aren't ridiculous, we have fewer factories, and we have the Jersey Shore. Plus, we roll with Philly, which is a much cleaner and less shitty city than New York.

The reason that New Jersey is called the "Armpit of America." Overcrowded, too close to New York, and home to many nasty factories. Also contains Newark, which is basically a death trap, and a shitty sports complex.

What the whistles on the tailpipes of Bubb Rubb's car go.

Biggest wankstas in world history. Think they are gangsta and bad-ass, when their cars are rented, their jewelry is fake, and they are from suburban Georgia. I hope real gangstas find them and show them what its really like to be from the streets.

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The best fuckin show on television! Better with Adam and Jimmy, but Joe and Doug are still pretty raunchy and funny. Has hot juggees and hilarious toilet humor.