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Shiteyarse

He whose arse, or ass, anus, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in shit.

A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.
Look, there's Shiteyarse Kimmet and his ugly maw.
by Flapjackandy May 24, 2008
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Nobette

The girlfriend of the Nobby.

A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.
Nobby couldn't come training today, Nobette vetoed his release from driving her about all day.
by Flapjackandy May 25, 2008
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Stinkbum

He whose bum, or ass, is stinky.

Poor anal hygiene.
Fucking hell, Stinkbum, wash that pungent shit off your asshole you dirty cunt.
by Flapjackandy May 26, 2008
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Legoheid

The term given to he whose head is akin to a Legoman, due to his silly, dated haircut.

Often observed hanging around Garscadden.
Look, there's Legoheid, man check out that hairdo!
by Flapjackandy May 26, 2008
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Dug shit

Man, watch out for that fucking dug shit!
by Flapjackandy August 16, 2008
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Strutters

The legend of Strutters has been uttered on the lips of men as Gods would, the reverential awe afforded to this mystery has never before, or will ever again, be repeated. Little is known of Strutters, other than you are chosen, selected to attend. It is as much an attitude, a state of mind as it is physical.

It has been said that once entered, a change, an evolution, is set in motion which cannot be reversed. The cries of torment can be heard from within, rumoured to be the purging of weakness, the instillation of strength, a possession.

The weak leave as men.
What the fuck happened to Hugo?

The word on the street is he found Strutters and is not the same man, he is now The Monster.

I don't know what the fuck happened in there, no one does.
by Flapjackandy June 8, 2013
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