Horse Nipple's definitions

A used condom, flushed down the toilet that, somehow, made it past the sewage treatment facility, and is floating in the rivers and streams of Oklahoma.

This is what Chocaholics are addicted to.

Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing in. That act, my friend, would be ape-ass crazy.

A term used to describe something that is awesome beyond words.

Used in My Way Entertainment's Ghostbusters parody.

Variants include but are not limited to:
Mutha fuckin' JAM!
JAM!
JAM, nigga!
OH,JAM!

Spooge, Semen, Cum, Penis pudding, sperm.

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