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Pinocchio2603

Spack No.1: "Yo who you playing with there?"

Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*

Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"

Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"

Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
by Jack Spank9049 October 9, 2023
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Lobby Hop

An act of one switching lobbies in an online game multiple times in quick succession in hopes to find a certain person who may be:

Appearing offline;

Not joinable through profile;

May have blocked the person attempting to lobby hop.

This person could know the lobby hopper irl, or the lobby hopper could be trying to find a popular content creator for that game and thus don't know each other irl.
Kyle was lobby hopping for 3 hours straight in GTA Online to try and find a content creator named Dempy - he was unsuccessful.

#lobby hopper
by Jack Spank9049 October 19, 2023
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Prank Text

The opposite to a prank call; the act of using the SMS texting feature on a mobile telephone to intentionally troll another party.
I'm going to prank text my friend a fake emergency alert!
by Jack Spank9049 October 20, 2023
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Pub Walk

A mini-pub crawl where you only go to a maximum of 3 pubs
We went on a Pub Walk from The Dancing Jug to Zephyr in Bournemouth
by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2024
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy that handles the responsibility for making Gluten-Free pizzas in Domino's Pizza stores.

Whether it be a GF Cheese & Tomato, Pepperoni, Texas BBQ, Vegi Supreme or New Yorker, Jacob will always be there!
*Gluten Free appears on makeline screen*

"JACOB! Gluten-Free."
by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2024
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The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
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Make like Mart

An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits

- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads
Shall we go to Doms? "Yeah, he should be ready now: let's make like Mart"
by Jack Spank9049 April 7, 2023
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