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Jerk Off Instructions. A category of porn where someone provides instructions on masturbating (when to and how fast).
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Get the FTCE mug.Someone who uses a trending hashtag just to boost the views on their selfie. It's a basic bitch trying to get attention.
What a viral bitch. She only posts selfies on Thursdays so she can use #ThrowbackThursday to justify her obnoxious selfie.
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Get the Condom Sniffer mug.An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
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