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JOI

Jerk Off Instructions. A category of porn where someone provides instructions on masturbating (when to and how fast).
Wade's favorite type of porn is JOI videos.
by Junkyard Pirate August 24, 2022
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Purity Ring

A sure sign you're a little bitch brainwashed by religion.
Kyle can't bone his girlfriend because his idiot Christian parents make him wear a purity ring.
by Junkyard Pirate May 4, 2022
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Alexis Celine Strevig

The world's greatest wife. Just a true gem. If you marry her, you're the luckiest man alive.
If only Alexis would marry me and become Alexis Celine Strevig.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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FTCE

The FTCE is ridiculous. It's a 4.5 hour long test.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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Viral Bitch

Someone who uses a trending hashtag just to boost the views on their selfie. It's a basic bitch trying to get attention.
What a viral bitch. She only posts selfies on Thursdays so she can use #ThrowbackThursday to justify her obnoxious selfie.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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Condom Sniffer

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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Instagram Bitch

An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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