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gaff

1. "Anyway, he just tells his mum he just tripped up while his pants were round his ankles and just happened to fall on to the dog with his erect penis."

"What a gaff!"

2. "What you doin' you dirty little smack-head, comin' in my gaff, tootin' your gear? I'm gunna bust you up."
by The Strut October 1, 2004
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laters

What one says when you have just gone past a defender or 'skinned' them in a game of football (soccer).
"Laters," said Paul Gascoigne as he went past Colin Hendry.
by The Strut October 6, 2004
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skinned

1. To go past a defender at a game of football (soccer).
2. To beat someone in a race.
1. Rick Holden skinned three defenders and put an amazing cross in for Andy Richie to volley into the back of the net with some aplomb.
2. Ben Johnson skinned everyone when he was drugged up to eyeballs.
by The Strut October 6, 2004
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golden paw

The act of enticing a partner (usually a girl as most men will do anyone/thing) to have sex with you when they have said no. Usually involves caressing, teasing (v. important), stroking, kissing, and general foreplay.
"So did you get anywhere with Lucinda?"

"Finally. It took a serious golden paw to do it."
by The Strut October 6, 2004
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gunpoint

Town in USA where a lot of robberies and kidnapping takes place.
The thief threatened the clerk at gunpoint and took all the money from the cash registers.
by The Strut October 11, 2004
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happy gilmore

Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."
"I think you're great, Sean."

"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"

"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."

"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."
by The Strut October 11, 2004
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butter my arse

Term said to a man when their partner wants to engage in anal sex and needs lubrication. Taken from the infamous 'Last Tango in Paris' scene.
"I'm on the blob tonight Archibold, you'll have to butter my arse if you want any."
by The Strut October 11, 2004
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