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Heretic

Invented with the creation and spread of Christianity, a heretic (in the middle-ages) is every one who did not accept or questioned the Catholic church or its laws. Unlike what the Church spread, Heretics were rarely Satanists or non-believers.
In fact, in many cases, they had a stronger and more realist belief in God than that of the Church followers. It is just that the Heretics believed the Church's ways were wrong and corrupted, and that is why they followed their own way.
Many great people through history were Heretics, and they were punished and executed by the Church.
by Urban_Fellow July 17, 2006
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blueball

A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.
by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006
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babies

What Britney Spears shouldn't have had.
*Some 10 years from now*
Friend: Hey, is that really your mommy?
Britney's son: Yeah...
Friend: Wow, your mommy is, like, the biggest slut in the world!
Britney's son: I know... *Bursts into tears*

That's why she shouldn't have had babies.
by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006
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I'm gonna die

What you shout when you are riding a huge rollercoaster, just a second before it flies down with a speed of 150 km/h.
-Oh no... Oh no, here it comes... ahh...
*coaster starts rushing down*
I'm gonna die!!!!!!!!!!
by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006
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Come to Butthead

Not the best, but the funniest and coolest thing to say to a random girl when you are trying to hit on her.

The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.
Butthead: Hey, baby.
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!

Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)
by Urban_Fellow July 27, 2006
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cock

1. A pretty rude slang for the male sex organ, known as the penis.
2. An abusive word that stands for a stupid, uneducated, or mannerless person.
1. Annie: How was the date with Tomas, margie?
Margie: Wonderful! He has such a big cock!
2. Margie: Now that you are married, what do you think of your new husband?
Annie: I discovered that in real life, he is a real cock!
by Urban_Fellow May 30, 2006
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revolver

A personal gun that was the earlier version of the pistol.
Basically, a usually small that has a wheel in its middle, which can be opened and bullets, up to six, can be inserted into.
It was used very commonly before the 20th century, before the pistol was invented.
If you want to see revolvers in action, watch western movies.

One of the big advantages of the revolver over the pistol, is that you can't play the popular game Russian Roulette with a pistol.
-Dude, check out my new revolver!
-Nice, but why didn't you buy a pistol intead? It is much more useful.
-Shut the f**k up! Revolvers rule!
by Urban_Fellow May 30, 2006
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