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bleach

A anime/manga that tried to usurp some of the popularity of the Yu-Yu Hakusho genre, and in the end managed to get an enormous fanbase from 14-16 year olds who deem themselves "too cool" for other anime like Naruto. It was brilliantly put on the Adult Swim programming block in America, allowing mild profanity and more violence, which only added to the smugness of the aforementioned 14-16 year olds. While most people would watch if it was literally the only thing on TV, it is very overrated and most intelligenet people should not watch it as most of the ideas in it are unoriginal and the characters are usually stereotypical and over dramatic.
Dan: Jesus Christ man, Naruto suxxxxx big time! Bleach is liek da shiz!

Will: Dude, just because you stopped watching Naruto doesn't mean it sucks. It just got old, like Bleach very soon will. And besides, the show is a freaking carbon copy of Yu Yu Hakusho.
by a someewhat smart guy July 24, 2009
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MapleStory

A game originally imported from Korea in 2005, it has become very unfriendly to new users due to "leeching", where players ask their friends to level for them while they watch Bleach reruns. Now, if you aren't above level 150, these leechers will call you a noob even though they haven't themselves leveled a character past level 60. Basically, only play it if you have lost all self respect.
MapleStory new player: Hmm, I just got to level 10, which jo...

Level 157 leecher: WOW LVL 10 NOOOOB I'M A LVL 157 NL I CAN DO OVER 100K DMG FACKER HAHALOL
by a someewhat smart guy August 14, 2009
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Break dancing

A fo-sport for those who are not necessarily out of shape, but lack skills for other sports. Because it is a fo-sport, those who are capable at it do not consider themselves "jocks" rather rebels. Indeed, these people are rebels without a cause, and most of them in turn will fail at life.
Person 1: Man, Johnny wasn't looked really athletic, but he got cut from Basketball, Football, AND Baseball!

Person 2: I know. I heard he felt so bad, he got into Break Dancing.

Person 1: So that's why he think's he so cool!
by a someewhat smart guy June 20, 2009
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Mao

A card game that is fun, but when Asian players join, is taken too seriously and loses many of its fun elements.
Rob: Man, that was a fun game of Mao we had going until Steve Chen came, won two straight rounds, and made rules involving college-level math.
by a someewhat smart guy June 20, 2009
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twitter

Rick: Do you use Twitter?
Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook.
Rick: Sounds reasonable.
by a someewhat smart guy June 29, 2009
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Texting

A form of involuntary servitude to one's cell phone. Eventually, this slavery becomes a connection that a person deems neccesary for survival. However, for this person's friends, it is usally an annoyance. If this person and his/her peers are, for instance, playing sports, and his friend throw him the ball, that friend will be displeased to find that the person has given up on the game and has decided to text his girlfriend who has spent the past several hours with.
Johnny: Man, I can't believe it, I'm finally beating you in Halo!

Rick: Yea, man.

Johnny: This is awesome! *looks at Rick* Wait, what are you doing

Rick: *is texting* Uhh... nothing man...

Johnny: COME ON MAN!! You spent the last SIX HOURS at your girlfriends house!!
by a someewhat smart guy July 16, 2009
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Significant other

Sociological term defined as a person who's thoughts and ideas of you as a person effect you most greatly.
I really care what Karen thinks about my new life choices, so she is my Significant Other.
by a someewhat smart guy August 26, 2009
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