small dick

Dick under 9 inches that can not pleasure women

NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)

NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot

by Smal dic October 22, 2019

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severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

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Small dick energy

The essence of elon musk

Elon musk has small dick energy

by MGCs'slut January 12, 2024

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small dick bitch

A dude that has a small dick and acts like a whinny ass.

My ex dude is a small dick bitch .

by The shit house poet February 1, 2024

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small-dick-energy

a word used to describe someone who give's a vibe of someone with a small dick.

eyali? yeah eyali has a small dick, how do i know? just look at the small-dick-energy he's giving.

by woolspeet February 2, 2024

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Small Dick Energy

People that give off the impression that their dick is extremely tiny.

"Wow, did you hear what Arnav said to that girl the other night? What an asshole."

"Yeah, I can't believe he'd say that. He gives off small dick energy."

by unknwnmonster April 9, 2023

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