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Bernard

Wanna go out for a bernard bruv
by Lucamend97 February 12, 2020
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Gill St. Bernards

A place where untucked shirts kill and the rich thrive. Where kids sit at tables thinking they’re hot shit until they really get into their car ripping the juul and stig while listening to months old rap. Also enjoy ripping bongs and ferociously drinking till they’re lungs and liver fall off. School thinks they’re dope cuz they have a good basketball team.
Kid: Tommy, let’s go to Gill St. Bernards

Kid 2: Wait dude, let’s stop at Golds and get some Juul Pods

Kid 1: Alright, bet. Then we’ll head to Robs to drink till our balls fall off.
by Garkle July 18, 2020
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Bernard

Tall handsome male that loves, dreams ,doesn't wait for your approval,listen ,laughs and everything you wish for commonly wear glasses for some reason but a thing to them is that they don't open to everyone , they deny and can atimes be driven by lust, commonly cold which unknowing to them can hurt a lot
Girl:gosh who is that beautiful man??
Another girl:that's Bernard, the literal Hardin Scott of the novels
by kaylaa&evo June 17, 2020
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Bernard

Bernard is fucking sexy, like, seriously. He is a so called bang machine (synonim: a bernard). Bernard is very spititual and trustworthy person.

A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.

Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.

Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.

Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.

They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games

A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.

Bernards are kinda cool
Person 1: that dude is such a choch!

Person 2: no his name is bernard!

Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...

Person 1: or fuck me?
by Serbian_nose_2k17 April 21, 2017
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pody bernard

pody Bernard is grandma Latisha dog who been stuffed for eat years dead for seven you have to say pody Bernard when u meet him.
say hi pody Bernard say hi to my dog .
by Niggahump April 22, 2017
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Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.
Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.
by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016
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Brenden Bernard

A man who was killed lethally on December 10,2020 for a crime he committed in 1999 and it was voted to not lethally inject him when he was sentenced but the TRASH government in the United States did it anyways
by Ladybug6 December 11, 2020
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