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Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.
Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.
by jokesandluck September 9, 2025
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Nikki Route

Any Route, particularly while playing Peak, that is asinine and needlessly complex.
"I thought this led somewhere, but I think I took us on a Nikki Route. My bad y'all."
by PastelScoops January 6, 2026
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Lobo route

Taking the day path of least resistance while blaming others for your shortcomings.
Realizing he was inadequate at his job he took the lobo route.
by supercoolsuperflysupahiiii March 13, 2023
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Lobo route

Taking the path of least resistance while blaming others for your shortcomings.
Realizing he was inadequate at his job he took the lobo route.
by supercoolsuperflysupahiiii March 15, 2023
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En Route

Me: Me want to drink
Tadisch: I’m en route….

Me: is that French for me want to drink?
by Batman1067 June 15, 2024
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Route 560

A route transferred from King County Metro to Pierce Transit because Pierce Transit pays their employees less which makes Daddy Sound Transit happy. It operates between Westwood Village, a shitty place to sleep, and Bellevue Transit Center, while also having a stop at SeaTac Airport which takes 15-20 minutes to fucking depart from.
"Wanna take the Route 560 to Westwood Village and get stuck at the airport for some reason and end up on a flight to Shanghai?"
by thebeatboxguy111 July 1, 2024
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