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transactionitis

A term created by a sexist gentleman about the imaginary, contestable concept of women having the tendency and urge to slide their credit cards, hence the repetitious transactions; typically unnecessary purchases are made, and returns are never an option.
Eunnice: "I saw those watermelon sour patch kids, and thought of Jesse, so I bought them for him! It's his favourite candy."

Jesse: "Classic case of transactionitis."
by dabeezkneez October 31, 2018
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Financial Transaction Coordinator

A person who handles and organizes the money transfer over a purchase, whether it be by cash, check, or credit.
I don't like the Financial Transaction Coordinators at that bank.
by robstyrr July 9, 2010
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transactive method

When someone or some thing touches another thing or person they touch every thing/person the other has ever touched or been touched by
I just shook robert downey jr.'s hand through the transactive method cause he opened the door in front of me then I opened it!!!
by logitek184 May 16, 2014
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Bad transaction

When you are involved in a group, of at least 2 other partners,and go from one partners anus to another partners' mouth.
Damn man, those chicks last night were totally into me performing a bad transaction on them .
by DarklordMcGeezax December 20, 2023
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Transaction

Transaction is a subtle way of saying “I have to take a shit.” Transaction is a verb.
I need to take a transaction, I will be back in 10 minutes.
by Sandy’s Mom September 29, 2023
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Theatric Transaction

Chicos effort in his lovemaking with Valerie was worthy of an oscar. Some say it was a theatric transaction.
by Maximus moridious February 13, 2021
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