by Dozza13 April 29, 2014
Get the Kebab shop mug.A female, often fallen from the ugly tree, found in a late night food establishment. Gagging for it.
Having failed to pull all night, even having been unsuccessful in the quest for a ten-to-two bird, Jeffro saw that a kebab shop bird really had become the holy grail. Whilst in the queue for a dirty burger, Jeffro pulled a fat ginger bird with chilli sauce dribbling down her chin.
by Mike Ambrose January 26, 2006
Get the Kebab shop bird mug.Kebab Shop Warrior: A person who frequents kebab shops late at night, often after a night out, treating the shop as a battleground. They start fights over queue-jumping or minor disputes and may follow people from nightclubs to the kebab shop, sometimes clashing with staff. These chaotic scenes can get messy, with food and chaos everywhere, and often lead to police involvement. Additionally, these escalations are sometimes filmed and shared on social media, quickly going viral and adding to the frenzy.
Lee: Bruv remember last night. We were sitting there in the kebab shop, and it was absolute metal. There were these two geezers fighting, and one of them tried to jump over the counter to get a kebab knife! The poor kebab workers were trying to hold him back, and meanwhile, this man's kebab went flying. It got punched out of his hands, it exploded everywhere, his face was a picture bruv well funny LOL, blood and kebabs all over the place! Honestly, it was like a scene from a movie. We definitely ran into a couple of kebab shop warriors that night! Bruv
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 27, 2025
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