Anonymous asked:
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trust me you do not want to be a maid here the princess likes to gather all of us up every month and sets us loose in the royal forest to hunt us. shes not even on horseback or anything she just lets us get exhausted first and then runs after us. Yeah girl where do you think i got all these bruises and bite marks from she beats the shit out of us shes crazy. Ok well i dont appreciate you getting a boner this is really a traumatic thing for me
oh yeag I got drunk last night
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