please please please be aware that if you and your friends get addicted to saying YIPPEEE like fortnite und cola yippee it will have an intoxicating effect and you might accidentally say it in a really important business meeting to a bunch of men you don't know
i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles
They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies
They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together
Couldn't imagine loving an American person.
"Boy, howdy, that's a weddin' ring. Well, I'd be damb" - like come on, get it together
Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.
There is no meme so domain-specific that I won't laugh at it. Give me train fandom memes about fucked up signal flags. Give me Beowulf scholarship memes about how to correctly translate "hwæt". The fact that I have no frame of reference is no obstacle to a sensible chuckle.
I raise you my challenger:
Funnily enough, you've managed to hit my actual area of expertise, so this one doesn't provoke a sensible chuckle so much as it does flashbacks to that one time in college I went 96 hours without sleep because I started a CS term project on this meme's exact subject matter the week before it was due
WHO HASH IS PEOPLE
lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea
[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.
I maintain much would be improved if:
1) Every person who runs for president has to spin a big wheel and if it lands on a certain space you're just immediately shot to death and your worldly possessions stripped and divided amongst your constituency. This will ensure only those willing to give their lives for the people will run, and would be personally funny to me, Jules
2) What is the opposite of a dynasty. If anyone in your family ever ended up president nobody else in the bloodline can run for like 6 generations. And if someone ever even accidentally implies they'll be good president because great grandpappy Thomas was president, that person also gets shot to death. This has the benefit of me not needing to hear about political dynastic families and also would be funny to me, Jules
