very strange to be a fan of a "classic" thing bc like. its overrated. its underrated. everyone knows OF it but its a toss up if theyve actually ever engaged with it. you want to talk to everyone about how good it is but its so culturally ingrained that everyone waves off your glowing review as "well duh, its [classic thing]". its dismissed and overlooked BECAUSE it is so good. you cant find anyone to talk to about it except for deranged ppl on tumblr bc the masses havent actively thought about it in 30 years. its been referenced in every form of media since it released. no one gives it a second thought. youre going crazy.

*cums* ok finally got that out of the way *wields a cruel blade violently*

i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

"If we break quarantine, we could all die" 👽

[ID: fanart of Alien 1979, showing Ripley holding Jonesy the Cat to her chest whilst standing in a corridor of the Nostromo. A xenomorph bears down on them to the right, its tail curling behind them. End ID]

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

who needs enemies when you have your own brain

one thing about me is that i will go on your blog and look around

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

saw 3 but jigsaw keeps getting mad at amanda because he actually brought lynn there so he could set up his adopted murder daughter with a nice girl so she can finally settle down and amanda fumbles so hard every single time she opens her mouth that john just gives up and dies

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were abour and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which I'm losing

why aren’t we in the bill and ted timeline? why are we not being excellent to each other and partying on? i want answers

when someone is giving me verbal instructions and they end it by saying “hard to miss”. brother in christ you have no idea how easy it is for me actually