many of my posts are made much funnier by the fact that I’m hot. try to remember this so you can fully appreciate them

ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴀsᴛ, ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ.
ᴀᴛ ʟᴀsᴛ, ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ.

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is "what the fuck is 6 7"

The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.

this is actually like my third or fourth rodeo so i sort of get it but sort of dont

ragebaiting my fat dog ending explained

cold as fuck out is anyone else experiencing this? [remembers i should be inclusive to my southern hemisphere followers currently experiencing spring-summer weather] hot as fuck out is anyone else experiencing this?

its incredible that there are people in this world who are rude on purpose. i'm rude on accident and 6 years later i'll still be thinking about it with my heart beating so fast it feels like i'm going to pass out and my hands sweating and the sickness and the sickness and th