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I am Best Mack, I am Prismo's Biggest Fan™ and Matt Tholomule's Biggest Fan™, minecaft, I say "house" in blue text because reasons. If you wanna be mutuals just go ahead and ask :] This account is just me with no filter whatsoever. I am a proud Stapleist. You don't know what that is? Of course you don't. I'm a little white boy not short nor stout. I am Keeper of the Bones. I love cats, I love Squirrels. 🧡 is MY emoji. Candy Cadet from FNaF, Louie Duck from DuckTales, Matt Tholomule from The Owl House, Marcy Wu from Amphibia, Saiki Kusuo, and some random guy from Utah are my adopted children. I wear crocs everyday. Wisconsin. I love cheese. Communism is funny. My favourite food is beefaroni. I'm basically god. If I'm not reblogging something it's under the tag "Mack has spoken". I like being asked questions. I'm fine with any pronouns except she/her but I have a preference towards he/him. I'm definitely neurotypical. I like to talk a lot. Don't question me. My sister's cool, you should follow her except I'm not gonna tell you her account name. Can I go home now? I'm caught up to the One Piece anime. Why are you still here? Where am I? All hail Carl Azuz. jgjrkgjjh.

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Playing “Heroes” at the end was basically spitting in our faces.

The Duffers really did make history. They managed to pull off the Biggest Queerbait in History.

Not only did they take over six years to deny the ending they never intended to give these characters, but they also made sure this awful memory would be burned into everyone’s minds, not on some random date, but on every December 25th and 31st for the rest of our lives.

Congratulations, Duffers, on this shitty ending!

Vecna defeated in two minutes, the Mind Flayer was all size and no threat, and Will’s powers and his connection to Vecna ended up being completely useless.

And SEVERAL plot holes were left wide open. SEVERAL!

Congrats on fooling people for so long and ruining two “festive dates” for so many fans.

Everyone can now go ahead and give episodes 7 and 8 the solid 0NE they deserve.

in a hotel room very cautiously removing my clothing slowly and constantly looking around the room shifty and scared as fuck anticipating attacks while a beautiful pair of women sitting side by side on the bed in matching lingerie excitedly but restrained with carefully lowered vioices cheer me on. they say Yes thats it thats how sex works! youre doing it right yeah! youve got it keep going! and im finally down to a sports bra and one tube sock when a car alarm putside startles me and i lunge for the empty handgun on the floor and put it in my mouth while they panic and scramble trying to calm me down petting my hair and cooing gently

Is it bad that I feel slightly bad that I keep coming to the library to use its quietness and its desk space and its pleasant atmosphere for writing but I never check out books?

Why would you feel bad? You’re using the library for one of its intended purposes. The desks, WiFi, space etc are LITERALLY there for you to do exactly what you’re doing AND each time you go in you add to the foot traffic numbers that prove hey people are coming in to use our stuff mr. government so keep funding us.

Confirmed by another public librarian. One of the stats we track is "WiFi usages"

That is, we track number of sessions/devices using it over time.

The library is not about snooping on what you're doing with that WiFi. Libraries respect privacy.

We literally have a door counter at my library. Congratulations, you just added to our statistics.

I think it's a bit sad that with more and more public spaces vanishing, people are feeling bad about not "buying" stuff to "earn" their time at a library.

A library is like a park, you're allowed to just. Exist in it.

I check out books every 4 weeks, when the learning period from my current books is up, but I go much more frequently with my kid to just sit there and read to them, and that's okay. In my school days, we'd go and do our research for presentations there, just reading, never checking out.

A library is a space to just exist.

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

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