I too want both Arber and Josh Anderson. Greenway is so relatable🤷🏼♀️
“est-ce qu'on vous dérange ?” | 26.01.17
I hate this team with a burning passion, and this is the first time in my life I get to watch a game with my dad who is the reason I’m a habs fan. If we don’t win this istg
Watching the game with my stepmum, i worry I’m too used to the lb when I text her but actually this is great
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.
—Arber “The Sheriff” Xhekaj, Montreal Canadiens, in a commercial for La Belle et la Boeuf, Winter 2025



