If I reblog this, my phone will die every time I look at my feed again
Worth

My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.
can someone PLEASE queue up
my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this
I understand why video games that introduce a sudden gameplay swerve typically go with the most entry-level version of that swerve, but just once I'd like to see one drop the player right into the deep end. You expected the random shoot-'em-up segment in your turn-based RPG to be a Galaga clone? Fuck you, we're playing Hellsinker.
You pick up a collectathon platformer and its obligatory driving minigame is based on Euro Truck Simulator 2.
