parkchanwoohoo:

psych-is-the-name:

parkchanwoohoo:

Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that

Your undodgeable bug-spray move is making it really hard to memorize your attack patern

I swear to god the other day I saw it parry a single drop of insecticide. It still died but that single drop hit my finger and I’m worried it’s getting better



pukicho:

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I am an innocent bear living in the woods so this doesn’t affect me AT ALL. I sleep peacefully with my honey in my cave and I eat fish in river.


I know intellectually that maoist terf isnt the craziest belief combo I guess I just didn’t expect to run into one on tumblr



javascrypt:

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of



hearthawk:

sistertaxon:

i promise the map of salamander diversity is not what you expect

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I adore Appalachian salamander diversity!



despazito:

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Crazy shit goes down in South America



ankle-beez:

and the nominees for best picture are: “sinners”… “one battle after another”… “marty supreme”… “ragebaiting my fat dog pt 20”



tactfulsaboteur:

tattahitotsunosaetayarikata:

The key to opsec is Assume your shit’s already compromised

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curioscurio:

I would NOT eat a Chikorita but I have enough sense to know that it should be served cold with a strawberry balsamic vinegarette and a sprinkle of feta


joy division guy had such a fucked up voice. they dont make em like that anymore.