Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that
Your undodgeable bug-spray move is making it really hard to memorize your attack patern
I swear to god the other day I saw it parry a single drop of insecticide. It still died but that single drop hit my finger and I’m worried it’s getting better
I am an innocent bear living in the woods so this doesn’t affect me AT ALL. I sleep peacefully with my honey in my cave and I eat fish in river.
I know intellectually that maoist terf isnt the craziest belief combo I guess I just didn’t expect to run into one on tumblr
i promise the map of salamander diversity is not what you expect
I adore Appalachian salamander diversity!
and the nominees for best picture are: “sinners”… “one battle after another”… “marty supreme”… “ragebaiting my fat dog pt 20”
The key to opsec is Assume your shit’s already compromised
I would NOT eat a Chikorita but I have enough sense to know that it should be served cold with a strawberry balsamic vinegarette and a sprinkle of feta