most true and real minecraft update ever i dont need new weapons i dont need new blocks i need little fucking guys

someone need reskin/mod these little guys to look like Bart RN!

i am being tempted into watching miraculous by my best friend and i was looking through the wiki and i saw this fact and i was so consumed w the urge to draw him bc of it i drew the sketch for this in 15 minutes. anyway here are some adriens. i love him

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

THEYRE OLDER THAN SHARKS BY LIKE THIRTY MILLION YEARS

@nyarevar pookie your mountain range is cool

older than blood, bones, sharks, AND the rings of saturn!

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