realised I never made an intro so..... 30 questions

1. name: jasper 2. gender: just some little guy dude... im an evil twink 3. star sign: cancer sun waning libra rising and waxing crescent pisces new moon... jk what does any of that mean. I think im a gemini or whatever its called 4. height: 5’6(5'5.5 but shhhh) 5. time: what of birth?? 1:27 am 6. birthday: june 9 7. favorite bands: mcr, smashing pumpkins sometimes, hole, nirvana, fob, tai..., silverchair, icp, idk much about ptv but I definitely like them 8. favorite solo artists: I don't listen to any solo artists 9. song stuck in my head: petals by hole 10. last movie: silence of the lambs 11. last show: neon genesis evangelion 12. when did i make this blog: this year 13. what i post: whatever is on my strange mind 14. last thing i googled: emo boys kissing 15. other blogs: none  just me myself and i  16. do i get asks: I wish:(( 17. why i chose my url: im fabulous... so when I blink glitter comes out.. when I puke glitter comes out.. 18. following: 40 19. followers: 13 because im amazing. 20. average hours of sleep: idk like 10 21. lucky number: 27 22. instruments: getting guitar lessons soon.. I do fuck with kazoos 23. what am i wearing rn: hoodie, jeans, underwear??? 24. dream trip: a pretty underwater reef 25. favorite food: confetti cake and eggs(not together) 26. nationality: australian 27. favorite song: it changes but atm king for a day by ptv 28. last book i read: idk but it was a hp Lovecraft book 29. top three fictional universes: uuuuu neon genesis evangelion, monster high, danger days

30. favourite colour: I don't have one... any colour can look good depending on how it's used. orange can fuck off unless its with purple

"cuddling is more intimate than getting freaky" yes Phil you're so right king

any hot guys that look and act like AmazingPhil that I can stalk online?

send kitten pic now

I think it'd prob only affect the kid/inkfish form? just going off the fact that swim form is affected by ink and not swim.. but idk maybe it would cause spots or markings. ive actual never considered that before wow

idol tierlist from highest to lowest -- Callie, pearl, marina, shiver, frye, Marie, big man.... im sorry to anyone that likes deep cut but I just feel like their personalities are so much flatter compared to TSS and OTH. but I also appreciate them sharing treasure with poorer less fresh squid kids. #DogsOutForCallie

interestsss -- dan and Phil, monster high(some1 needs to genuinely cut me off from buying dolls ), splatoon lore because its peak. love love love bands like mcr, fob, 2005-2008 p!atd, hole, nirvana, bright eyes, muse, the like, millionaires, Radiohead. I fw stardew valley and I have been on a huge Minecraft kick for the last 72 hours.

I fw horror games heavily.. they scare the shit out of me, and I am a very loud person overall so I do scream a lot, but that the point tbh. its like those freaks(me) who enjoy rollercoasters. I literally was playing fnaf1 the other day which is like the most basic mascot horror ever and I had to grip a pillow for emotional support. my dolls stared at me with judging lined eyes. me and foxy made eye contact as I checked the hallway cam and I felt every single moment I have spent of my life consuming fnaf content as an autistic child flash before my eyes. before my wide panicked eyes and he popped through that doorway with his shiny metallic ones. Dickhead

send me asks or ill be proper sad and lonely

how I look at my dinner guest after they ask what kind of meat their schnitzel is made out of

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fuck this is actual so fire

im so bad at Minecraft I went to the nether and immediately got mugged by 10 magma cubes.. then I tried getting my stuff back and they came through the portal fuckin dickheads.