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Posted 22 hours ago with 84 notes

raccoon-in-a-dumpster:

raccoon-in-a-dumpster:

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drawing mike in a red polkadot bikini was NOT on my 2026 bingo card but fuck it we ball!


PLEASE REBLOG TBIS TOOK HOURS

i will reblog him 20 more times dawg do not fw me

Posted 23 hours ago with 953 notes

furryprovocateur:

hello tumblr user who wrote a post about the inefficacy of callout posts. i’m going to scroll your blog and you have to survive for 45 seconds without me finding an incest p oh the bomb collar went off. it already exploded. it went off already

Posted 1 day ago with 15256 notes

goatedgreen:

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i love this image because not only is it accurate but also every time i see it i subconsciously scan the image to make sure its not somewhere i know. because everywhere in england looks like this. could be literally anywhere.

Posted 1 day ago with 87821 notes

bisexualisopod:

blasting-the-bee-movie-script-d:

fuckblast:

transhuman-priestess:

daco-showman:

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why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

He didn’t steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

he didn’t even get to stand *trial*. because he’s autistic. he’s in an institution for life for hacking while autistic, without trial.

hey yall remember this

Posted 1 day ago with 96687 notes

autistic-af:

autisticmabel:

the autism mood of never knowing when its “your turn” in a convo so you say the first word of your sentence about 5 times before you actually get to speak

I feel this in my bones and I don’t like it.

Posted 1 day ago with 12931 notes

not-a-cursed-amulet:

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.

Posted 1 day ago with 12931 notes

not-a-cursed-amulet:

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.

Posted 1 day ago with 259 notes

crippled-peeper:

the concept of an afterlife where you are reunited with the loved ones you lost along the way is very appealing but for now I will just have to visit your old blog and read your old messages

Posted 1 day ago with 5632 notes

josephbrassey:

Some myths that need debunking because they’re being pushed by bots and it’s making me angry:

1. “He’s gonna declare martial law!” Okay, so what then? This isn’t something you can enforce nationwide on a country of 350 million people with a military that has a combined force of less than 3 million people, including all support and logistics staff. That doesn’t equal half the population of Los Angeles. Y'all need to fucking stop acting like we’re approaching a mythical point where shit gets “serious.” We’re already there. People are already being disappeared.

Civilians are already being killed in the streets. We’re there. And you know what? They’re already getting near the limits of their ability to force compliance. ICE is dedicating a double digit percentage of their manpower to Minneapolis and they’re not controlling shit. People are pushing back. Your default response when the administration says “We will force you to do this” shouldn’t be “Oh no they’re gonna make us do this!” It should be “Fuck you. Make me.”

2. “Americans are doing nothing!” I did a post about this recently, but it bears revisiting: I don’t know where the hell you’re getting this, because everywhere that ICE or other arms of the federal enforcement apparatus go, they are being pushed back on, humiliated, driven out of neighborhoods, and shown the door. People are fighting back on a truly awe inspiring level. Stop assuming that “doing something” looks like an armed mass of civilians storming Washington and fighting the military in a pitched battle. This is movie bullshit. The world has not looked like that since the early 20th century. What you are seeing, right now, is what “doing something” looks like. Stop it stop it stop it. We ARE doing something, in vast numbers.

3. “He’s gonna cancel elections!” This one has been pushed by bots for the last year, and big name people have been picking it up, and it frustrates the hell out of me so I’m going to hold your hand and tell you bluntly: He. Cannot. Do. This. There is no mechanism. Elections are controlled by the states, and they decide when they happen. There is no federal mechanism for control of elections. What’s Trump gonna do? Post soldiers at every polling place in every swing state? Do you know how many polling places there are in every district? How much manpower this would require? He doesn’t have the people to do it. He doesn’t have the mechanical ability to do it. There are no tools to execute this plan. Is he gonna try to make elections unfair? You bet your ass, but our elections have never been fair. Voter suppression has always existed and will continue to exist until we fix it… but a blanket ban of elections or even some ability to make them not happen? Lol. He doesn’t have the manpower or the means.

But what if he did? Let’s game this out: Congress–or at least the House of Representatives–is not a perpetual body. At the end of 2026 the current congress ceases to exist, and the next one isn’t convened until the following year. Mike Johnson will cease to be Speaker at the end of the year and wont be Speaker again in ‘27 unless his party wins a sufficient majority to elect him. Remember if there are no elections then republicans will not have their seats in 2027. There will be no congress, and without congress, Trump does not have a mechanism for governance. I dunno about you, but those Republican reps like having their jobs, their staff, their salaries, and all the perks that come with office. They do not get those if there is no Congress. That is not something they want.

But he said he was gonna! And? So fucking what? He says a lot of things. He issued an executive order at the start of his second term ordering all school districts in the country to immediately cease teaching “DEI” whatever the hell that means. Do you know what most districts that weren’t actively kissing his ass said? “That’s nice. Make me.” And then he didn’t, because the states control their own education systems, not Trump. His words don’t have the force of law, and are limited by what he actually has levers of power to accomplish. We are **still having elections.** Several happened last week. The States decide this. Trump doesn’t.

The Midterms are gonna happen. They’re gonna matter and they’re gonna have consequences. And you all need to stop acting like he has power over things he doesn’t just because he says he does. That’s propaganda and you’re falling for it.

As with all things Authoritarian, when Trump says “I’m gonna force you to do this,” your response should be as I articulated above:

“Fuck you. Make me.”

I love you all. Be safe. Don’t comply in advance. Don’t give them power they don’t have just because they say they do.

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