in honor of his passing the newly renamed Scott Adams Memorial Cafeteria will be serving this disgusting shit until 6pm tonight

Client work!

A proot on the loose!

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Thank you all so much for commissioning ^^💚

¨Came back wrong¨ but I actually came back better than ever, people are just stupid and refuse to believe such a fact

hold up please elaborate prev

i knew this would happen. i meant jeremy bentham from abc’s 2004 tv show LOST (where there’s a guy named john locke (also an english philosopher))(who happens to be the same guy as jeremy). this stuff happened to him

I read this too late, was into doing some research and thought you were then referring to the fact that philosopher apparently was taxidermied as ¨coming back¨

HE WAS TAXIDERMIED??????

in my minecraft server there's a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention's in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he's also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say "woof" and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

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I love people discovering one of my all time faves.

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

9/11 could never happen today because it's January

just got this ready-made sashimi and senbei bento from my local convenience store. it even comes with a creme filled sando as a dessert…. we otakus are so blessed to have such high quality food on standby <3 itadakimasu~! !

and a foul memory springs forth unbidden