2018-04-28

When I was in middle school, I really wanted a rat and my mama got me one before I had the chance to do any research, and I named him Mildew, and then I learned that rats get all fucked up if they don't have a buddy, so I got him a brother and I named the brother Dildew. Something to consider if you are currently pregnant with twins.

its actually crazy how good music is. and its all different, too. like wow. huge deal really when you think about it

my seal drawing

Making Super Creek’s canon trainer female is such a based choice.

This is the person she wants to play goo-goo babies with btw.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[ID: a photo of someone at a table, their phone propped up on a butter tin, the image of Dr. House from House M.D. pulled up. they have a 3DS in their hands and are in the process of making a mii resembling Dr. House. a nearly finished bowl of cereal is between their body and the 3DS. /End ID]

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment

two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way

peg legs?

no, they don't have peg legs. god, that's such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post

…eyepatches?

of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

obsessed

my love for you was like an open wound

yucky and gross 😖

- i've been practicing my poetry if you think i should blaze this one let me know

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