“So basically my couch has electricity and I use it to charge my battery powered doorbell”
“Okay that makes sense”
Beautiful lady sent picture of her in a dress :kneeling_knight: :family_crest: :sword: :a_knights_vow_of_protection: :bravery: :sonnet:
no one appreciated how funny this was
remember when every tboy under the age of 25 was a little kalvin garrah
was looking at reddit threads about him this was funny
ive been reading dubliners and i feel like pointing soyjack meme every page cause it mentions a place ive been and im like yooo yooooooo ive been there i know that place
it is also making me realise how many jokes ive probably missed in other books because in one of the stories a man is walking down a road and he is described as rotund and im like “oh thats funny its rotund like rotunda hospital which is near where hes walking” and unless youve been to dublin youll probably just miss that and never even notice
can we start making those soju memes but for progesterone
“this edible aint shit” memes have saved my life multiple times i think
Really want to make horrible dogshit Chad wojak memes to annoy people and make their day a little worse
Whats wrong with you? Posting other peoples Memes. You Sick fuck. This isnt a game.
anytime someone would mispronounce my deadname i would get so pissed off it was racism every single time. literally just read it and say it, like if there was a sound or letter or accent or something that didnt exist in english i would understand not knowing how to pronounce it and being confused but its literally said exactly how its spelled. people just see non white name and their brains shut off or they just anglicise it into a different name cause it makes more sense to them that it must be a normal white person name
anytime i would tell them its Muslim they would have that split second reaction of fear/disgust/shock or whatever. they would always then say Arabic is a beautiful language (idk bro i dont speak it), the middle east is beautiful (idk bro im not from there and neither is my family) or would start asking where my parents are from to find out if theyre from scary evil brown country. they were always so visibly uncomfortable it was disgusting behaviour
one funny result of always expecting weird racism from people is that one time my friends mam asked where my family is from, i assumed she was being racist so i just said “oh theyre from ireland” so i wouldnt have to answer it and she was like “yeah i meant where in ireland”
Been reading kafka on the shore and enjoying it so far until this chapter im on that has kind of fucked with me. I liked the character Oshima, hes chill so far but in this chapter what happens is he epicly owns 2 feminazi bitches and then starts talking about sex based discrimination then says he cant be a misogynist because hes actually afab. This is supposed to be a semi big reveal but its such an odd way to go about it. He was saying hes not a typical patriarchal male for one specific reason and I was giggling to myself thinking about how funny it would be if he said he was a afab oppressed boy but then he literally says it
kind of an interesting way to write a misogynistic character and be able to dodge criticism of misogyny
“He sighs and twirls the long slender pencil in his hand. “Gays, lesbians, straights, feminists, fascist pigs, communists, Hare Krishnas– none of them bother me. I don’t care what banner they raise. But what I can’t stand are hollow people.”
Funny quote he says directly after. Bro why did you put fascists in that list i feel like they might be way different
