that's a cat ✅️

woke up last night with a knife in my back and i couldn't stop myself from pulling it out and licking the blood off the blade, ahahaha, she came by again, this morning. the look on her face when she realized i was still there, still breathing, still "alive", ahahaha. she's so adorable. she looked so pale. she told me, princess, you're still here, and i gave her a smile, my smile, my special little smile i save just for her, and i told her, why wouldn't i be, maid? what reason would i have for being gone? please, set my tea down on the nightstand, join me on my bed. and i saw how shaky and nervous her every breath was as she approached me, wondering to herself, did i do something wrong? did i stab the wrong girl? did i hallucinate that? totally unsure of herself, unsure of even the very fabric of this reality we share, her and i, and i couldn't help myself. she was so cute. i wrapped my arms around her and held her, and told her, it's alright, little maid. please don't let yourself be so afraid. you have nothing to fear, i promise. why don't you have some tea? and in that moment, as i held the cup up to her mouth, i swear i could see it in her eyes, the moment she knew she was about to die

i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

- deletes your save files

- enter a pokemon battle

- eyes fall off

-I bite yo face off

- I noclip into the ground to avoid eye contact

-I take your face like a fairy and assume your identity

- you are reduced to data

String identified:
tgtataactacttaattctaactattgttatcttttacaacatctattataattaTATtaccttgtactacttaacaaaattactata

Closest match: Hypercompe scribonia genome assembly, chromosome: 28
Common name: Giant Leopard Moth

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i aint the snuggest bug in the bed