Meeting The Newest Member Of The Family

BONUS:

Memories

"Explain to me again why exactly you gave sentience to the ants?" "Well, I had the time, you had the resources, and frankly, it seemed like a great idea. Plus, the result was better than I expected."

Correct

As a trans woman, why the fuck is one of my sisters for coming at me for showing appreciation for the trans men and trans mascs in my life who have helped me discover who I am.

I didn't have a lot of trans women in my life growing up, but I did have trans men/mascs. The first trans person I ever met was a trans man, he's my cousin. Trans men/mascs showed me that I don't have to live with the life that was assigned to me. My highschool sweetheart ended up being a trans man and so did my first husband. Dating a trans man is what first got me to question my gender (Thank you @gnomeskillet for dealing with my dumbass, I miss your face) and it was a trans masc nonbinary person who finally cracked my egg. For as long as I remember, it was trans men who were there for me and helped me discover who I really am. Not that trans women didn't help, they just weren't as much as a presence and the men were until recently.

So when I share my experiences and appreciation and another trans woman, a friend no less, responds with "Is this satire?" and tells me I'm throwing trans women under the bus and I "need to talk to more trans women" it pissed me off. We are literally fighting the same fight, why does it matter that men are who taught me what it means to be trans? And I know this isn't an isolated incident, I see so many trans men/masc talking about how they are treated like they somehow betrayed the community by finding their true selves or how a lot of the anti-men discourse hurts them as much as it does cis men (that's a whole other rant about how "All men are evil" is bioessentialism and that's terf talk) and all I can think is why? Those are our brothers and siblings. They deserve all the same care and compassion as we get, so why the fuck are we attacking them?

To my trans sisters who are participating in this hateful discourse, do better.

To all the trans men/mascs reading this, I love you and you are amazing. Thank you for helping me be who I am today.

cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

cosmo. wanda. enough with the semantics

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

can see the pores on that thang

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

target audience reached (me)

Noelle comes out as transfem and Dess is standing next to her wearing a "I KILL TRANSPHOBES" shirt and brandishing a knife

I'll color myself, instead.

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

PLEASE REBLOG

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

SAVE A LIFE

this. reblogging this on my largest blog for y’all to see this

You can also do this on Android mobile.

Sorry this ain’t my usual content. But this is important.

sorry no matchups here but this is extremely necessary

this needs to be known more

please.

If you scroll past this, I am extremely disappointed

ditto

Rkkaktkqkgkwifkwkkdkfw

yeehaw pro tip!

Do this and you might safe a life partner!

literally!

I had to randomly fast scroll to past it and scroll back up to reblog/repost. I ain’t cruel. THERE WAS SO MUCH FUCKING REBLOGS!!!

Yall gotta reblog this unless y'all heartless MFS.

Anyways, have a critter.

PLEASE REBLOG

PLEASE

I BEG YOU

CALLING ALL SHARKS

@the-purpurhaj can you tag the hajar?

this is so unbelievably important, please please please reblog

im gonna try to tag as many as i can with gul’s list

Dont scroll!!!! This is important!!!!!!!

despite this not being my usual content, it is way too important to ignore. Please, never ignore things like this.

A FUCKING IMPORTANT POST DETECTED!

cc @gimmick-thief

yea this is extremely important

@a-counter @achivement-unlocked @alphabet-statistician @anti-gimmick-thceif @are-there-grammar-errors @b-counter @biblepercent @c-counter @carbon-monoxide-detector @cat-spotted @citrus-typos @colortracker @contraction-counter @decontextifier @digitcounter @e-counter @eggblackoutpoetry @etho-spotted @free-post-store @gimmickblogcompletionist @gimmick-mimic @gimmickbloghunterhunter @happy-little-painter @hellsite-quotes @hellsitegenetics @hemo-rainbow-completionist @homestuck-word-counter @i-bork-at-you @i-give-chess-pieces-to-people @i-meow-at-you @i-reblog-your-post-with-balls @i-remove-color-from-posts @i-say-not-ok @i-say-ok @i-shelve-posts @i-tag-gimmick-accounts @identifying-cars-in-posts @identifying-cat-phenotypes @identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts @identifying-guns-in-posts @identifying-horses-in-posts @identifyinggimmickblogsinposts @identifyingtrainsinposts

This is important. Spread the word. It could save a life. @fish-detector @snailifier @corviddetector @maryland-officially @elvis-official @the-actual-ocean

Pass it on. This can save someone’s life. @important-animal-images @fluffshi-wxffle @spampai @endomentendo

Summoning all the cool people and friends i know @thescrump @switchnx @lylaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @skyward-floored

i dont think i need to reiterate,,,, this is important

@joytheskeleton @unluckydoor @cafe-song @tem-tem-timmy @iam-back @playstation5247 @mayberde

I Summon Thee and spread tis message

@scatterpatter @decaffeinated-heads @foulmiraclekitty

REBLOG! Asking that @siriusoculuscentrifuge, @thel4strema1ngingstory, @jenitheneptunian2, @ninjawannabe567, and @switchnx reblog and share to spread that message!

Thank you ever so much

I will spread the word

@fmajorenthusiast @quishyorgannet @railway323 @switchnx @r33l-dj-bron3 @kennyomegafan2024 @bliss-wily @brandiph0 @ghost-batter @mythgendered @pinky-the-bunny

HEY!!! REBLOG MOTHERFUCKERS!!

@clockwork-collections @sinfulelectricty @sickly-fluorescents @ ANYONE ELSE WHO FINDS THIS

it was hard to reblog this long post, but I think it’s important

not something that would usually go on here but this is important

// VERY IMPORTANT KEEP NOTE OF THIS PLEASE

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

@an-alien-offical @gaslight-offical @no-one-offical @a-therapist-offical uh uh I can’t think

REBLOG

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS PLS

OFFICALVERSE GET ON THIS NOW

@plague-doctor-offical @plague-horseman-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @black-death-offical @christian-baby-offical @satan-offical @duck-offical @aita-offical @ai-offical @bank-owner-offical @bill–cipher-offical @british-kiwi-lad-offical @business-man-offical @man-offical @james-offical @closed-door-offical @dominos-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @ferg-offical @gojosatoru-offical @goblin-offical @glitter-offical @girlboss-offical @hello-offical @jellyfish-offical @knife-guy-offical @knife-offical @louie-offical @little-sister-offical @neurodivergent-offical @netflix-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @orchestra-kid-offical @officalverse-statistics-offical @study-offical @the-clown-offical @torture-offical @villain-offical @weird-core-offical @weather-offical @whale-offical @xen-offical @yellow-crayon-offical @zeus-offical @superhero-offical @supervillain-offical @evilducks-offical

Woah yeah super important.

Breaking character for this too

@femboy-offical @jewelry-offical @shinies-offical @shipping-officals-offical @aceofpans @printer-offical @lighthouse-offical @salt-offical @pokemon-offical @marinebiology-offical @wiwiwicat-offical @weird-polls-offical @aromantic-official @weird-offical @library-offical @blane-offical @beige-mom-offical @boy-offical

ooc: please make sure you reblog this!! it’s important!!

WHY AM I BEING TOLD TO NOT SCROLL DOWN?! I NEED TO TO REBLOG!

@evil-lemonshark-offical @evil-lemonade-offical @i-am-inside-your-bones @evil-gaslight-offical @evil-spotify-offical @evil-robloxia-official @employee-offical @evil-journalism-offical @evil-woman-official @evil-offical UHH UH I CANT THINK

IT WAOULD NOT BE VERY EVIL OF YOU TO KILL YOURSELF

TRUƐ

@poppyrays @tellolrm @wanderingfinch @mossandbones @the-silent-screamer @ximiarts @pumpkinlychee @jestersshanty @justfangirlstuffs @harkenizalone @troubledteleporter @saintmosiak @omorienlight @ides-of-not-march @ides-of-march-1997-neo-deactivat

go my moots. This is very important

important important IMPORTANT

I need people to know that when I, a sex repulsed asexual, say something like "I'd let him fuck me" or something like that

I do NOT mean literally

I am NOT talking about real people

these are fictional folks

and I'd let them fuck me in fiction

thanks for your attention