I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

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HUDSON WILLIAMS

Arrives at the Giorgio Armani fashion show during the Milan Fashion Week - Menswear Fall/Winter 2026-2027 on January 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy.

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

The cutest man alive (..◜ᴗ◝..)

BTS Weverse Live

26.01.16

playing fuck marry kill with my fellow monks and we’re just taking turns going “well. i wouldn’t do any of that.”

the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise

It’s so fucked up that experiences from previous relationships can forever impact your ability to form and maintain new relationships. They should patch that out

girl it's a load-bearing 8 seconds

@librarycards

The Chief Graphic Designer:

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

Verified ✔️

rot in piss dick boy

DICK CHENEY DIED