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indiscriminate and erratic assemblage with meaning only for its maker | Jeremiah | 27 | genderfluid | ♡s are bookmarks | i block bots and spam

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

One thing I really appreciate with Mob Psycho is whenever some absolute wide-scale esper bullshit ends up on the news, ONE is always sure to include a panel showing all the trending online responses that are like “Lame” “Stupid” “Seems fake” “I could take him”

Toichiro Suzuki leader of the world’s most dangerous terrorist organization has hacked the airwaves and declared total war on all existence and we are still over here glancing at Twitter which is full of people going “This guy seems like a loser.” “Fake.”

you know when you’re eating a sandwich and you go to take a bite and like a huge chunk of your favorite part just slips out (like say your eating a blt and you accidentally pull out a whole piece of bacon) and you’re torn because on the one hand that bite is going to be the best bite ever but on the other hand the rest of your sandwich just lost a valuable team player 3 minutes into the game and no one’s sure how it’s going to be able to cover that loss.

who knew my most popular text post of the year would be about eating a sandwich

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