middle aged . small time artist & baker . if you look like a bot I will block you . there be much vulgarity and nudity on this blog, lads…but also cute animals, so…
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who’s my best friend in the world and recently he was like “you’re too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!” and I was like “a niece might be more up my alley” and he just got more excited and said “ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful”
2027 prediction: ‘parasocial’ has gone so mainstream that anyone following anyone else without direct mutual connection is seen as parasocial. all interactions are gauged by either an absence , or excess, or mutual respect. yes, in 2026 you can respect each other too much. a third party will be the judge of that. no, they are not considered parasocial. to be the judge is to be the point
That’s right, and I ♥️love all of my followers like they were my sweetest seal 🐜pups.
I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome
I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!
yesterday I had the thought “visual novel for normal people” (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless
