Just Munching Lettuce

THE PUPILS

Kitty saw something Kitty wanted and went after it.

That is not a kitty, that is a Miyazaki character.

I lost it when that one ear flipped up.

Fear The Man Who Comeths

the TRUE gay icon

i want to see him and lohanthony fight to the death

honestly it’s kind of offensive to assume he’s gay

I like being the big spoon because I can use your meat sack as a fleshy shield to protect my vulnerable underbelly from attack.

I like being the little spoon because I know if anyone’s going to stab me in the back they’ll have to impale you first, giving me time to escape.

Pj is freeeee

Real life is like survival horror video games 

This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!

The reptilian overlords are finally coming to take over the east coast

I had a dream about a movie idea and I was like “oh I GOT to remember this when I wake up it’s GOLDEN” and I woke up and pieced together that my movie concept was a Smurfs sequel that takes places in Hawaii called “Smurfs Up”

wideopen-wound and this

This is fantastic

This mom’s thank-you letter is breaking the Internet with kindness

The guy’s response? “I wanted to see her leaving wanting to skateboard again.“ 

My heart hurts.

Photographer Christian Vieler captures the full range of emotions that appear on dogs’ faces while they’re trying to catch a treat. 

Source

Sofa sitting positions

tag which position you are, i’m ‘ian you fucking dick’

dragons

reblog if you agree

boom

Holy shit turn on the audio

PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO

I will reblog this every time I see it because literally every time I cannot handle it

The Ruggie is a pressure-sensitive alarm clock that won’t shut off until you’re standing on it. Source