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comedownstairsandsayhello:

stuffaboutminneapolis:

FAFO IN MINNEAPOLIS

this asshole had the entire city scared he was going to lead some kind of klan march and rampage through an immigrant neighborhood. he showed up yesterday with about 5 people and “marched” less than one city block before counter protestors super-soakered his ass in 10⁰ weather, pushed him back to his hotel, and ran him out of town. so so so proud of my city

Reblogged from: knitmeapony

ukrainianslavwashingtonian:

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

Reblogged from: swesq21

pukicho:

burning-britain-official:

pukicho:

Couldn’t imagine loving an english person. “Blimey that’s a wedding ring, ‘innit” - like come on, get it together

Couldn’t imagine loving an American person.

“Boy, howdy, that’s a weddin’ ring. Well, I’d be damb” - like come on, get it together

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.

Reblogged from: pukicho

gasgiant:

jacobtheloofah:

baptisms:

dundeey:

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

Reblogged from: hungwy

tatters-the-bat:

Are they like….. Yknow…. [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I’m a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

Reblogged from: rulemakingrat

speedlimit15:

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Reblogged from: egberts

applefudge5:

redstonedust:

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don’t know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

Reblogged from: swesq21

2006-honda-civic:

bewbin:

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

Reblogged from: rulemakingrat

h0nky:

I can’t fully explain it but this image and others like it that are so divorced from any reality or any statement whatsoever anymore are completely demonic

Reblogged from: hungwy

heated-blanket:

heated-blanket:

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr,
all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

Reblogged from: swesq21

pukicho:

pukicho:

imagine being kind in 2026

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

Reblogged from: pukicho

error-404-fuck-not-found:

kosmogrl:

my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

amelia bedelia coming back in a big way

Reblogged from: egberts