(So horny it’s not even eliciting a physical reaction anymore) now draw them in a strained but ultimately polite professional relationship
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hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out
no tumblr i have faith that this post will be found by the enlightened 10-20 percent
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hour 1 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: idk it would’ve been nice if she had more screentime
hour 100 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: ok but despite having only eight lines of dialogue she is literally THE most interesting nuanced and tragic character in the entire series and these writers had no idea what they even had. how is no one else seeing this it’s literally so objectively obvious
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lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too
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“play” is a fun verb in that it is nonspecific about the actual action, it just describes the attitude in which it is carried out. similarly, “toy” is a noun that does not specify any object in particular, just the attitude it is approached with. therefore, officer, you’ll find that i did not, quote, ““kill a man””; i simply played with a toy. now if you would please remove these handcuffs
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before i forget!!! cool thing we heard last night at the sinners Q&A: MBJ decided to wear different sized shoes while playing smoke and stack. for smoke he wore a size too large, the explanation being that when you’re wearing shoes that are too big, you’re less likely to want to move around because of how uncomfortable and clunky it is. as a result, smoke as a character is very still and purposeful with his movements. and then for stack he wore a half size too small because it makes you constantly shift around on your feet trying to find a stance and a position that feels right and takes the pressure off your feet. that makes stack more fidgety and restless. so MBJ said that wearing the different shoes made it a lot easier to embody the twins because he was just reacting naturally to what his body was telling him, rather than overthinking his movements. just the coolest shit. such a neat acting choice. i love movies, man.
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Ok so you empty a plastic container full of those mentos gum things and you can put the fairy in there and there’s a convenient lid
what about you put fairies in a palace? a beautiful and spacious handcrafted home for fairies with lots of rooms and amenities? what if be nice to fairies? All anyone thinks about is finding most efficiently low space to fairy ratio even though fairy a fairy is so small that she will not even take up any space or get in the way it is no good no good!!!! evil !!
that’s RIGHT fairies deserve a luxurious modern studio space with incl. amenities
Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.
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i have a lot of affection for ghosts because they basically want one of two things: attention, or for you to leave their house as soon as possible. both relatable and respectable goals. and they’re already dead so what are you going to do about it.
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waltz in the dark
my good friend @starlightcataclysm’s vtm character Naira (the limp one) and her sire Charlie (doing lasombra shadow shit) who’s her best friend she totally doesn’t have a homoerotic dynamic with. don’t worry about it. i love yuri
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every time I think about Dilbert I think about this comic and how the question being asked is Not Stupid and its answer is genuinely interesting and arguably very important information anyone using a computer should know
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