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zellis

@z3llis

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Anonymous asked:

the stew is boiling over

OH SHIT YOURE RIGHT I NEED TO FIX THAT OH FUCK THERES SO MUCH ITS ALL OVER THE FLOOR AAAAAAAH AAAH I SPILLED IT ON MY FOOT FUUUUCK AAAAAAHHHGHHHH ITS BOILIJG MY SKIN OH GOD OH GOD ITS BUBBLING AAAHGHHHGVBH HELP AUAGGEBDHAGHGHHHGHH

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When do you plan on getting into the pot? The stew is boiling.

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i-i uhm..! i wouldn’t taste good in your stew 😨😨 i’m pro-soup!! you don’t want me!! 😣

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You still have bones, don't you?

Anonymous asked:

#anti stew #abolish stew #pro law number 3730 (get rid of all stews, 5 years prison for stew lovers)

I never thought it would come to this. The feds are after my stew. Arming my anti-intruder stew-powered missiles.

Anonymous asked:

we hate stew !!! soup only in this country

The country will fall with the rise of soup. Soup is weak and frail. Stew is strong. Only posers make soup. The stew will outlive your puny soup.

Anonymous asked:

the stew is made w poo , no one likes it boo πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž

Not true!! The stew is actually made with -

Wow, you almost got me. I will never reveal what is in the stew. My recipe is far too powerful to be put into the hands of the public

Anonymous asked:

you’re a stinky stew muncher and i hope you rot😑😑

You can't deny the stew for long. It knows where you live

Anonymous asked:

ill feed u stew and once u poop it out ill make u eat it again

I am very worried. The anti-stew movement is becoming increasingly violent. I won't tolerate this abuse any longer

Anonymous asked:

i hope your stew eats you

Silly you!! People eat stew, stew doesn't eat people! Also get in the pot.

Anonymous asked:

gonna fart in your stew btw

You're no longer welcome in my stew. I don't even want to boil you anymore. What a disgrace

Anonymous asked:

do you have spondylitis and do you plan on having spondylitis in the future?

No, and no, but do you know what I do plan on having in the future? A delicious stew

Anonymous asked:

You can’t keep putting things in your freaking stew. It’s not ethical

That sounds like the words of someone who wants to get in the pot

Anonymous asked:

Do you like baby birds and are baby birds fond of you?

I love baby birds!!! So salty and delicious. They are not fond of me. They scream when I put them in my stew

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