dogpuppy:

this city pop album got me feeling placid as fuck

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

from a thread about cheese

everything so crazy on planet earth

derinthescarletpescatarian:

This is great.

mrsterlingeverything:

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

guooey:

I like this a lot, it’s just him

jayalaw:

clowndykeonabarbiebike:

flippedroundagain:

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

@thatbanjobusiness

whenimgod:

Marie Curie’s notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They’re so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes “yea there’s a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush.” like wat excuse me

pocketdogs:

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”