selfcareparker:

How I feel when my sneakers do the squeaky thing against the floor

shopcat:

Can you watch this freaking thing for me

girlmostlikely:

Everything will fall into place

shalpilot:

both good ideas

sadclowncentral:

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her “is it okay if i ask your brother instead” and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going “no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel” happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

viva-1a-resistance:

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

papayajuan2019:

sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it’s from decades of history. not that complex

tintedmagnum:

Has anyone drawn Harry as that one stupid image yet? Guess I’ll have to.

gattmammon:

amelyyzachocolady:

synthlet:

roaldamundsen:

roaldamundsen:

roaldamundsen:

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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can people stop saying insane things on this post

lmaonade:

the hate raiden got in mgs2 was insane. they gave us a beautiful blonde boy with birthing hips a skin tight suit and a katana and people were mad. like getting pissed at winning the lottery

chillyfeetsteak:

catasters:

the beautiful and luminous moon

horsefigureoftheday:

I love when articles about toxic vintage toys have pics like this

Bert is a triple-toxic little bicth

jestergal:

manager in the fanfiction universe: I don’t care how many flower petals you’re coughing up. You need to come in today