whispy-witch:

wlfb0ygrl:

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

i want this man in my inventory

slimegargoyle:

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

chinchillasinunison:

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you’ll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

creepymutelilbugger:

iloveprozac:

dogpuppy:

Isnt this how we lost the recipe for roman concrete

istascha:

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

kurhanchyk:

kurhanchyk:

are you okay i noticed you reblogging “a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease” again

allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

lazzarella:

interpolationz:

woman-becomer:

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

farmgf:

farmgf:

what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on

this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

That’s the drone operator’s job.