contemptible-scoundrel:

just caught a fairy and put it to work running in a hamster wheel to power my evil mechanism

maidthings:

just accidentally called a woman her girlfriend’s name

dogpuppy:

Being on Facebook sucks so much until I get these “mom memes”

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library-of-evelily:

in her room with her alone and I’m straight up “bouncing”

and by bouncing…lets just say….hah…

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☝️ my tippy toes….

mlarayoukai:

Its called friendshipweed. Supposed to turn you into a real friendpig