easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

my favorite part of being home is how easy it is to have my favorite meal (rice and some bullshit)

I Will Get The Light Back In My Eyes in 2026

This fanfiction writing is easy

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

[HANDS VISIBLY SHAKING, BLOOD CAKED UNDER NAILS] there is. A cover letter

It's hard to do things when you don't want to. Has anyone else noticed this

Why so many wolf attacks in fantasy. Where are the Boars. The immortal and humongous Boar

$20 used to mean something

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.