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@zoewerns

I don't know how you got here either
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If I ever share anything that was AI generated it is purely by accident. I hate that it's getting harder and harder to tell and it makes me want to never use the internet again. It definitely had its faults, but man I miss the internet of the 2000s so much.

To add, if I ever reblog art or photos or something that's AI generated, please tell me. I will gladly delete it. It really is getting harder to tell the difference and it won't be long before it's truly impossible to know.

At least it was easy to tell by looking at the hands and fingers 🙃

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Reblogged sergle

i am some sort of fey creature and my cat is the human who i have arbitrarily decided is my favorite human.

  • i live, to him, an unfathomably long life
  • i have access to powers and locations that he cannot access independently; he needs my help to navigate the world i've brought him to
  • i simply found him outside and abducted him one day
  • there are many cats in the world, but this one is the best and my most favorite. why? because he was available to abduct that morning and for very little other reason.
  • i have a much greater understanding of this world than him, but he has unshakable confidence in his ability to figure it out and i find that really cute
  • the power dynamic is fundamentally unbalanced, but i let him have a little audacity. a little combativeness and sass. as a treat.
  • some humans are needlessly cruel to cats or take them in for a short time before neglecting or abandoning them. but i have chosen to love and guard this one with my life. because i think he's neat.
  • he is very well-treated and has pretty much everything he could possibly want or need, but he is my prisoner.
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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

drake?

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stardustodinson

josh?

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vampireapologist

where’s the body of christ?

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radioactive-snake

I have to hand it to Donald Trump, I didn’t think the sequel to the 1932 Great Emu War would be a trade war against the penguin nation but he truly continues to be an innovator in the stupidity industry

Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.

You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???

Kendrick Lamar.

The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.

Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.

In case you were wondering the Swedish opinion on Gävlebocken:

This is a store in Gävle selling christmas bucks and matches right next to one another

Okay which one of y’all had this queued for today bc my phone is blowing up

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