reasons to give phalloplasty to the subjects of your transmasc headcanons:
you get to think about what length of dick this character would personally choose to have
love all these. minimus agonizes over the discrepency between average flaccid length and average erect length; you only get one size with phalloplasty so which is correct??? he is doing maths finding a midpoint. he wants the most average penis ever. humanformer au where the period he was temporarily out of the armour was because he was recovering from dick surgery
tarantulas has a big dick because he knows prowl is a size queen and will fold instantly upon seeing it. this was his backup plan if the blackmail didn’t work
gotta be honest I think a REAL juicy dynamic is when someone has a True Love and a Soulmate and they are two different people
see this person is the love of my life I would follow them anywhere every day is brighter for having them in it. and THIS bastard shares a soul with me we’ll find each other in every universe and understand each other in ways no other living being could. neither of us are particularly thrilled about this
for anyone in or out of minneapolis, here’s a list of organizations on the ground out here daily helping people i haven’t seen mentioned by other posts sharing resources. most of these are south minneapolis located and/or focused because that’s where i’m located and i’m beyond caring about doxxing myself at this point
joyce uptown food shelf - no questions asked food pantry, in need of financial donations, at capacity for material ones
longfellow neighbors - community fund assisting with rent/utilities, healthcare, legal help and transport access, in need of financial donations
smitten kitten, wrecktangle pizza, and twin cities leather - accepting cash to be handed directly to people seeking refuge and assistance + material donations (specifically requesting menstrual products, baby products, and tobacco), if you are in person they are being physically targeted and stalked by ice agents trying to follow them on their distribution routes and have requested anyone able to show up physically and help drive them away
the familia barber studio - accepting material donations (nonperishable foods and toiletries) and financial donations for a food drive from tuesday 1/13 through saturday 1/17
LSFDistro and north country food alliance - lsfdistro is associated with ncfa as an anti food waste and food delivery service focused on the lake street area which has been targeted by ice agents since mid last year, both are accepting monetary donations, and lake street food distro is accepting material food donations (specifically requesting oil, butter, rice, flour, formula, and toiletries)
here is a mutual aid “clearinghouse” for additional organizations on the ground and direct assistance to families affected by the raids - when i can, i’ve just been scrolling through the list of gfm links at the bottom and donating to one at random
I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR BLORBO MEN WHO ARE PATHETIC WET CATS. WHAT ABOUT MY PATHETIC SOAKING WET CAT IN A CARDBOARD BOX ABANDONED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT BLORBO WOMEN WHO NO ONE FUCKS WITH. PLEASE NO MORE STUPID BLOND MEN. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WOMEN WHO HAVE NEVER HAD A WIN IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES!!!
You ever think about what Joli (the teacher of New Rho) must think about Nona.
You’re a teacher at the end of the world. Some of your students are homeless. Some of your students are soldiers. Some are just harmed beyond belief.
You run into a young girl who is just so bright and happy even in the midst of this hell. She’s a teenager but seems young and you don’t know if it’s trauma or a mental disability but she seems so excited about the prospect of school.
She lives with a beautiful woman in her twenties and another man who you assume is her father until you realize he is absolutely not. Oh.
It’s not an uncommon story especially for girls like her. Pretty orphan girls with no education, with mental disabilities. They say she’s nineteen and you don’t fully believe them but you convince them she can be an aid.
She’s wonderful with it. She makes friends and begins to learn. You notice she comes everyday groomed with clean clothes and that’s more than a lot of kids can claim.
Does she think about her when it’s all falling apart. Is Nona still being taken care of at the end of the world? Did she do enough to make this exploited girls life a little happier? Could you have done more? Could anyone have done more?
ok but imagine if john met a blood of eden member and they had the stereotypical boe name (quote + anthem + song lyrics) and john is ofc acting rlly smug and pretentious like ooh you dont know the actual history behind that haha im immortal lol but hes internally panicking bc he doesn’t know the song lyrics and he thinks oh ill just google it but he ate google along with the rest of the world and it drives him crazy bc hes meant to be the arbiter of all lost human culture BUT HE DIDN’T KNOW THIS ONE SONG THINGS EXIST OUT OF HIS VIEW AND MAKING HES NOT GOD AFTER ALL. imagine that. itll make your day better promise
what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what
we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!
happy birthday to the only video game ever
people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom
Ultimately the reason why it makes me roll my eyes every time there’s a post that makes fun of the way americans don’t know shit about the world and someone adds a response about how it’s not niceys to make fun of people for not knowing things and everyone has blindspots and you weren’t born knowing everything and blah blah blah today’s lucky 10.000 UwwwwwU etc. is because, ultimately, I don’t think what’s wrong with the average online american is that they’re ignorant, ignorant people are everywhere, and everyone is ignorant about a lot of things.
What’s wrong with the average american is not that they’re ignorant, it’s that every time they have to confront the things they’re ignorant about they immediately construct a narrative where their ignorance is the product of some uniquely and exclusively american disadvantage that they, and apparently no one else in the world, have to deal with (“our educative system doesn’t teach us anything about the world, you don’t understand how bad it is”, “we’re bombarded with propaganda since birth”, “we’re subjected to a culture that punishes curiosity i stead of rewarding it”, “we’re so overworked and underpaid, you think we have the energy to try to learn anything in our spare time?”, or my favorite I saw a couple months ago “well you might not know this but for the average american traveling abroad is not really accessible so it’s not like we can visit other countries to learn about their culture” as if the average person outside the is constantly taking international vacations or something) when, in reality, their ignorance is a product of immense cultural privilege, a product of the fact that they even have the ability to go through their entire life without needing to learn shit about anywhere else in the world, which is something that no one else in the world has (well people from other first world countries kinda have it too but not to the degree as americans because in terms of cultural hegemony the U.S. is the first world’s first world)
people in latin america have to know more about the united states to get into a university than people in usa need to know to graduate from one
